
Function Health: The Missing Half
Function Health is a $499 direct-to-consumer lab service that tests over 100 biomarkers. The data is useful, but it does not include a doctor who knows your story or can prescribe. In Philadelphia, you can pair Function Health with a primary care physician who can interpret the results and act on them.
Function Health: You Have the Data. Now What?
The "quantified self" trap
Labs give the map. We drive the car.
| Feature | Function Health (the dashboard) | Fishtown Medicine (the doctor) |
|---|---|---|
| The "what" | "Your ApoB is 110 mg/dL (high)." | "We need to lower this below 60 mg/dL." |
| The "how" | Generic auto-suggestions ("eat less saturated fat"). | A specific strategy: "Let's start Repatha and re-test in 8 weeks." |
| The insight | Flags values outside the lab's range. | Finds the hidden yellow flags inside the "normal" range. |
| The power | Observation. | Prescription authority. |
Guidance from the Clinic

What advanced markers do we look for?
Function Health tests for things most primary care doctors in Philly do not run. When you walk into my office with these specific markers, we can get to work right away.- Lp(a): An inherited cholesterol marker that raises lifetime heart risk. If yours is high, we manage every other risk factor more carefully.
- ApoB: The actual count of cholesterol-carrying particles. A clearer signal than LDL alone.
- Homocysteine: A B-vitamin marker that tells us if you might benefit from methylated folate or B12.
- Free T3: The active form of thyroid hormone, which gives more information than TSH alone.
Fishtown Medicine
A 90-minute conversation with Dr. Ash. A written plan you can actually follow.
How do you use Fishtown Medicine alongside Function Health?
You do not have to pick one. In some cases, you may not need to pay for the other at all.- Have not ordered yet? Use the insurance route. If you have not done your Function Health labs yet, we can often get the same advanced biomarkers covered by your insurance. We order the same tests through Quest or LabCorp, billed to your PPO. You get the data without paying out of pocket.
- Already have data? Use the strategic route. Join us as a member and upload your PDF to our portal. We treat the results as the foundation of your chart.
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We execute on the data.
- I confirm the real red flags and dismiss the noise.
- I order the follow-up imaging (CTA Coronary, ultrasound) that Function Health cannot order.
- I write the prescriptions (statins, PCSK9 inhibitors, hormone therapy, continuous glucose monitor) that Function Health cannot write.
Actionable Steps in Philly
Turn your dashboard into a real plan.- Do not panic: A "high" flag on a dashboard is just a computer reading a range. It needs context. Wait for a human to review it before you stress.
- Download the PDF: Do not just show me the app on your phone. Download the full clinician report PDF.
- Book your intake: Bring that data to your Warm Invitation Call. We will treat it as the foundation of your chart.
Scientific References
- Sniderman AD, et al. Apolipoprotein B Particles and Cardiovascular Disease: A Narrative Review. JAMA Cardiology. 2019. Evidence supporting ApoB as a sharper cardiovascular risk marker than LDL alone.
- Tsimikas S. A Test in Context: Lipoprotein(a). Journal of the American College of Cardiology. 2017. Clinical interpretation of Lp(a).
- Smith GD, Ebrahim S. "Mendelian randomization": can genetic epidemiology contribute to understanding environmental determinants of disease? International Journal of Epidemiology. 2003. Background on causal inference in cardiometabolic risk.
- Welch HG, Schwartz LM, Woloshin S. Overdiagnosed: Making People Sick in the Pursuit of Health. Beacon Press, 2011. Critique of over-testing without clinical context.

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