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Function Health: The Missing Half
Fishtown Medicine•5 min read
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Function Health: The Missing Half

Ashvin Vijayakumar MD

Medically Reviewed

Ashvin Vijayakumar MD•Updated May 31, 2026
On This Page
  • The "quantified self" trap
  • Guidance from the Clinic
  • What advanced markers do we look for?
  • How do you use Fishtown Medicine alongside Function Health?
  • Actionable Steps in Philly
  • Common Questions
  • Do you accept Function Health lab results?
  • Can I just use Function Health's clinical team?
  • Will insurance cover my Function Health membership?
  • Is Function Health worth it for healthy people?
  • How is Function Health different from a hospital physical?
  • Can I add Function Health labs to my Fishtown Medicine membership?
  • How quickly do Function Health results come back?
  • Are 100+ biomarkers actually useful?
  • Deep Questions
  • What if my Function Health report shows a high Lp(a)?
  • What if my ApoB is high but my LDL is "normal"?
  • How does Function Health compare to InsideTracker or SiPhox?
  • Can I order Function Health labs through my insurance instead?
  • Does Function Health include a continuous glucose monitor?
  • Can a Center City commuter get Function Health blood draws nearby?
  • What if my Function Health report says my thyroid is "abnormal"?
  • How does seasonal weather in Philly affect lab results?
  • Should I keep paying for Function Health every year?
  • Can Function Health detect cancer?
  • What if my Function Health membership expired?
  • Are there risks in over-testing?
  • How do you turn a Function Health report into a real plan?
  • What if I disagree with a Function Health recommendation?
  • Scientific References

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TL;DR · 30-second take

Function Health is a $499 direct-to-consumer lab service that tests over 100 biomarkers. The data is useful, but it does not include a doctor who knows your story or can prescribe. In Philadelphia, you can pair Function Health with a primary care physician who can interpret the results and act on them.

Function Health: You Have the Data. Now What?

The "quantified self" trap

You just paid $499. You gave 15 vials of blood at a Quest Diagnostics in Center City. You now have a dashboard with more than 100 biomarkers. Now comes the hard question: I still do not feel right. What do I do with all this information? I see this every week in my Fishtown practice. Patients sign up for Function Health, or similar services like InsideTracker, because they are tired of standard care ignoring their curiosity. I respect that. But data is not medicine. Data is just noise until someone applies clinical reasoning to it. Function Health does not know your symptoms, your family history, or your story. And your story really does matter. Patient relieved to have expert explanation of data Labs give the map. We drive the car.
FeatureFunction Health (the dashboard)Fishtown Medicine (the doctor)
The "what""Your ApoB is 110 mg/dL (high).""We need to lower this below 60 mg/dL."
The "how"Generic auto-suggestions ("eat less saturated fat").A specific strategy: "Let's start Repatha and re-test in 8 weeks."
The insightFlags values outside the lab's range.Finds the hidden yellow flags inside the "normal" range.
The powerObservation.Prescription authority.

Guidance from the Clinic

Dr. Ash
"I love it when patients bring me proactive data."
My perspective: please bring me the PDF, your old medical records, and your full story. Instead of spending our first appointment ordering labs, we spend it building your plan. You saved money on the labs. Now invest that savings in the relationship that actually fixes the problems.
Doctor and patient collaborating on printed strategy document

What advanced markers do we look for?

Function Health tests for things most primary care doctors in Philly do not run. When you walk into my office with these specific markers, we can get to work right away.
  1. Lp(a): An inherited cholesterol marker that raises lifetime heart risk. If yours is high, we manage every other risk factor more carefully.
  2. ApoB: The actual count of cholesterol-carrying particles. A clearer signal than LDL alone.
  3. Homocysteine: A B-vitamin marker that tells us if you might benefit from methylated folate or B12.
  4. Free T3: The active form of thyroid hormone, which gives more information than TSH alone.

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How do you use Fishtown Medicine alongside Function Health?

You do not have to pick one. In some cases, you may not need to pay for the other at all.
  1. Have not ordered yet? Use the insurance route. If you have not done your Function Health labs yet, we can often get the same advanced biomarkers covered by your insurance. We order the same tests through Quest or LabCorp, billed to your PPO. You get the data without paying out of pocket.
  2. Already have data? Use the strategic route. Join us as a member and upload your PDF to our portal. We treat the results as the foundation of your chart.
  3. We execute on the data.
    • I confirm the real red flags and dismiss the noise.
    • I order the follow-up imaging (CTA Coronary, ultrasound) that Function Health cannot order.
    • I write the prescriptions (statins, PCSK9 inhibitors, hormone therapy, continuous glucose monitor) that Function Health cannot write.

Actionable Steps in Philly

Turn your dashboard into a real plan.
  1. Do not panic: A "high" flag on a dashboard is just a computer reading a range. It needs context. Wait for a human to review it before you stress.
  2. Download the PDF: Do not just show me the app on your phone. Download the full clinician report PDF.
  3. Book your intake: Bring that data to your Warm Invitation Call. We will treat it as the foundation of your chart.
Data is potential. Action is power. Book Your Warm Invitation Call

Scientific References

  1. Sniderman AD, et al. Apolipoprotein B Particles and Cardiovascular Disease: A Narrative Review. JAMA Cardiology. 2019. Evidence supporting ApoB as a sharper cardiovascular risk marker than LDL alone.
  2. Tsimikas S. A Test in Context: Lipoprotein(a). Journal of the American College of Cardiology. 2017. Clinical interpretation of Lp(a).
  3. Smith GD, Ebrahim S. "Mendelian randomization": can genetic epidemiology contribute to understanding environmental determinants of disease? International Journal of Epidemiology. 2003. Background on causal inference in cardiometabolic risk.
  4. Welch HG, Schwartz LM, Woloshin S. Overdiagnosed: Making People Sick in the Pursuit of Health. Beacon Press, 2011. Critique of over-testing without clinical context.
Medical Disclaimer: This resource provides clinical context for educational purposes. In the world of precision medicine, there is no "one size fits all." The right plan must be matched to your unique lab work, physiology, and goals. Consult Dr. Ash to determine if this approach is right for you, especially if you have chronic health conditions or are taking prescription medications.
Ashvin Vijayakumar MD (Dr. Ash)

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Frequently Asked Questions

Common Questions

Yes, we accept Function Health lab results. They run their tests through Quest Diagnostics, so the assays are the same ones we use. A verified lab result is a verified lab result, no matter who ordered it.
You can use Function Health's clinical team for general guidance, but they are limited by telemedicine laws. They generally cannot prescribe controlled medications, order imaging like MRI or CT, do home visits, or manage complex chronic conditions. They are consultants, not your doctor.
Insurance does not usually cover a Function Health membership. The good news is that membership fees are often eligible for HSA or FSA reimbursement. Save your receipts.
Function Health can be worth it for healthy people who want a baseline of advanced markers. The catch is that you still need a clinician to interpret and act on the data, especially if anything looks abnormal.
Function Health is a lab-only service that ships results to a dashboard. A hospital physical adds an in-person exam, imaging, and a clinician summary on the same day. Neither one replaces an ongoing primary care relationship.
Yes, you can add Function Health labs to your Fishtown Medicine membership. Many of our members do that for convenience. We will read the report and integrate it into your long-term plan.
Function Health results usually come back in two to four weeks after the blood draw. Some specialty markers take longer. Once they post, you can download a PDF and share it with your doctor.
A panel of 100+ biomarkers is useful when paired with a doctor who knows which ones drive decisions. On its own, the long list can create false alarms and unneeded anxiety. The signal-to-noise ratio depends on the interpretation.

Deep-Dive Questions

If your Function Health report shows a high Lp(a), do not panic, but do act. Lp(a) is mostly inherited, and we cannot change it directly. We focus on lowering every other risk factor, like ApoB and blood pressure, more proactively.
If your ApoB is high but your LDL looks normal, your standard lab is hiding the real risk. ApoB counts the actual particles that drive plaque. We treat the ApoB number, not the falsely reassuring LDL.
Function Health, InsideTracker, and SiPhox all sell direct-to-consumer lab panels. Function Health offers the broadest list, InsideTracker leans toward fitness markers, and SiPhox uses at-home finger-stick collection. None of them include prescribing or imaging.
In many cases yes. We can order the same advanced biomarkers (ApoB, Lp(a), homocysteine, hormones) through Quest or LabCorp and bill them to your insurance. That can save you the $499 fee.
Function Health does not include a continuous glucose monitor (CGM). A CGM is a separate prescription device that tracks blood sugar in real time. We can prescribe one as part of your metabolic plan.
Yes, a Center City commuter can get Function Health blood draws nearby. Quest Diagnostics has multiple Center City locations on or near the Broad Street and Market-Frankford lines, which makes the draw a quick stop.
If Function Health flags your thyroid, the next step is a careful review of TSH, free T3, free T4, and thyroid antibodies, plus your symptoms and medications. Many flags are mild and do not require treatment. Some need a closer look.
Seasonal weather in Philly affects results in real ways. Vitamin D drops in winter, blood pressure tends to run higher in cold months, and HbA1c can drift up after holiday eating. We factor in the season when we read your trend.
Whether to keep paying for Function Health every year depends on whether your doctor is already running the same labs. If we run advanced markers through your insurance, you may not need a duplicate subscription.
Function Health does not screen for cancer. The standard panel is metabolic, hormonal, and cardiovascular. Cancer screening still requires age-appropriate tests like colonoscopy, mammography, low-dose CT for high-risk smokers, and skin checks.
If your Function Health membership expired, your past PDFs are still useful. We import them as historical data. You do not have to renew the subscription to keep working with us.
Yes, there are real risks in over-testing. False positives can lead to unneeded scans, biopsies, and worry. The right test is the one that will actually change a decision. A good physician filters the report so you focus on what matters.
We turn a Function Health report into a real plan by ranking the findings by impact, mapping them to your symptoms and goals, and choosing one or two main targets at a time. Then we set follow-up labs, lifestyle steps, and any medications needed.
If you disagree with a Function Health recommendation, bring it to your visit. Many of their auto-suggestions are generic. We compare each one against your full clinical picture and decide together what to keep, change, or skip.

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